Sorry to crazed dog lovers...dogs aren’t people

Pets are not people.

Pets started as an bonus mobile food supplies.

Your house is filthy. It smells and so do your clothes. I would not eat food from your home.

Because a friend of my wife’s keeps trying to raise money to save stay dogs on Bimini Island. They spayed them or neuter them, delouse them, and honest to God charter a private jet to fly them to US. This costs about 5k a dog. If you can explain this with a straight face to Syrian refugee you are a broken person.

We plebians must find a lifehack to DYI our own.

Ahhhh...a desk. I had one of those before my child’s crib replaced it in the dark of night.

Wasteful bullshit. 68 degrees is just fine...put on a damn sweater. Can we have the extra 2k in heating cost come out of your salary only.

Violation of a life long vow....yeah maybe a little property damage.

Politicians (professional bribe takers) and voters keep falling for this BS. Why?

or that butchers cut that was on the order as reward for being a good customer. Or the box of wild mushrooms that is too expensive to buy all the time but as one shot makes the chef happy

Screw this! Double production, triple prices, and let everyone know that the government does n0t want you to have this cure. Beaver fever is perfect for these clowns.

Instead follow the instructions for how not to get ants.

Tipping is the owner handing over the responsibility of properly paying his employees to consumer.

Aces of Pacific! How did you miss this one?

+1

And it is crappy taking people away from family on Thanksgiving. It is the easiest nation wide holiday for everyone to celebrate. I would love to see more pressure to keep stores and restaurants shuttered for just this day.

Just a quick reminder that those magic erase pads are low grit sand paper. You are never cleaning when you them....you are removing the surface that contains the stain. I am not saying not to use them, but understand you sacrificing surface paint, finish, or materiel.

About four years worth of bonus drinks. Tipped the local bartender well the first time and then drinks would regularly fall off my tap.

Oh God! Think of the shareholders. If share prices are the only thing you can think of I hope you get syphilis.