A well-proportioned warthog.

can we take a survey: Who Drumpf the diarrhea Dump didn’t offend yet?????

Nope- that was Kourtney. I’m ashamed to know this...

If nothing else, this particular story might get through to the millions of low-information voters who know every detail of Kardashian World but haven’t followed the election at all.

“What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim.

If she’s a fat piglet, what the fuck does that make him?

That’s a trick question. No way Trump thinks any woman can possibly be more or less his equal.

On a related note, I’m sort of surprised Caitlyn Jenner has yet to chime in with her own delusional defense of Trump’s behavior towards women.

I saw a joke that the Clinton campaign doesn’t have an October surprise for Trump. They’ve got an advent calendar.

I am convinced Hillary has just stacks and stacks of this shit (how could she not?) and is just releasing them one a day like a Douchemonster Advent Calendar before election day

This certainly has been the October Suprise that keeps on giving.

The shit eating grin he has as she does the set up is spectacular. He’s really thinking he’s going to put an end to all this nonsense right here and now! He just has no idea how much better everything sounds in his head than it does in the real world.

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

We’ve reached out to Tic Tac USA for comment on their fecklessness, and will update if and when we hear back. In the meantime, please, choose Certs.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Not a good look, Tic Tac people. Even the guys who make roofies have renounced this shitbag.

As a man who values his family above all else I am beyond disgusted by these comments Donald Trump would make and I ask all Republicans join me in a wholehearted rejection of everything it stands for.