Billy Bush, the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse.

“We will discuss this more in the coming days.”

“My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is…

This is what I am reminded of every time this happens. This is it right here. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children.

And nothing will change about our gun laws. Shining city on a hill indeed.

I teach sixth graders. They write circles around Trump.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

I understand that he has words, the best words. I don’t know, maybe someone pointed him towards thesaurus.com?

the longest stocking cap

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

Given their penchant for hypocrisy, we should choose the one that is really sanctimonious about topics that relate to women.

So they’re not forbidding him from using phones, just taking his records. Not as exciting.

This dude. I want to say keeping him away from social media/texting, but I think his pervy tendencies would manifest IRL....if they haven’t already. (Honestly, I can’t believe he isn’t a creeper 24/7)

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

Now if only the rest of the cast could break free, though I doubt Giovanni Ribisi will.

He was a real dirtbag while he was a scientologist but I generally have sympathy for those sucked in by cults and only hope he tries to make amends to his former wives and children.

Was Scientology responsible for Jason naming his kid Pilot Inspektor??