Exhaustion doesn’t even begin to cover what I am feeling. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

This lady for president.

Kosher Italian is the name of my next rock band.

This I believe is true. Not to give them any credit, but true bigots have actually given some thought to their prejudices and why they feel the way they do, as deranged as they are. Donald is simply prejudiced against anyone who isn’t Donald Trump. Anyone - wives, ex-wives, and even his children. Does anyone believe…

“no priors” and “white” are my 2 guesses.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

He says whatever will work or feels right in the moment.

Kosher Italian? Is that a thing?

I’ve never been convinced that Trump particularly hates Latinos, women, Blacks, Jews, gays or anybody else. Most likely, Trump is simply sociopathic, narcissistic, insecure, confused, and empty.

America feels greater already. /s

Horrifying as this is, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before—Trump brings out such hate in his followers.

“She doesn’t even go here”

He is more self-aware than most adult men already. He is gonna be a catch.

Personally, I’m desperately waiting for the 12th when Samantha Bee comes back.

How can he be off the air for this whole month? Mid-election season, none the less! COME BACK, JOHN!

Yep, it’s definitely a sign.

No, he’s not the messiah, he’s just personally chosen by god to lead the chosen people. This cloud giving the Hitler salute proves it.

The fruitarian way is the best way, that’s why Steve Jobs is still alive and healthy.