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a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

Is that from Mulan?

i don’t know. CBS has neutered him somewhat. i’ve watched some of the new stuff and i find myself a bit bored. Sam Bee and John Oliver I think may give us more of the winning feint.

YES, STEPHEN, YES.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.

Last week’s pissing contest was a blast guys!

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other

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A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

Future Trump Secretary of the Oval Office underdesk.

Obvs she’ll be added to his campaign staff now. Conventionally attractive AND racist? She’s gonna be the best campaign staffer we’ve SEEN!

Remember he balanced the budget by doing things like cutting funding for HIV/AIDS treatment and prevention which lead to a massive HIV crisis in the state of Indiana.

As someone who grew up in Indianapolis I do apologize.

Blunder Twin powers, activate!

I guess Trump really wanted to lock up the misogynist and homophobic vote. Nice job /s

so, I tried to watch that cacophony of phony. When Trump was talking all I could see is Darrell Hammond. Also, did I misheard spoiled orange or did he pinned 911 on Clintons?

It’s kind of impressive that Trump could pick someone who would be objectionable is almost every opposite way from him. I’ve known people who are like “Well, at least Trump isn’t terrible on abortion and gay rights” and then he picks Pence, who is truly awful on both. There’s almost a part of me that wants to

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

I’m afraid it’s a) 2000 and b) tobacco.

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.