This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

As a straight woman; I don’t want to think about him in any sex act

I seriously can't handle Trumpence. Everything about it is funny.

That is definitely anal. Either that or Trump is impaling Pence with a penis spike like a snail.

sooo... bj or anal?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

bacon scented jowl monster?

Roger Ailes, putrefying mollusk missing his shell, ...

They are alpacas, but also, alpacas are objectively much cuter and nicer than llamas, so....

Isn’t Roger Ailes deserving of a Trump-style descriptor when Jez writes about him or is that simply too exhausting a prospect to consider?

Or perhaps her silence is part of her negotiating plan. Who knows why she is keeping her mouth shut. That said, her silence doesn’t look good for Ailes.

Ted Bundy was such a sweet and normal young man when I worked next to him in the same office. -author Anne Rule. These kinds of motherfuckers don’t wear signs announcing their sadism and sociopathy. They are actors and manipulators and know how to do just enough good things to throw people off their scent. And as for…

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

Olé!

The UPS truck must be the cat equivilent of a limo; they have so many boxes to choose from!

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

If you don’t hat your cats they WILL try to ship themselves somewhere better.

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From my days of religiously watching RHONY I seem to recall that Ramona had only one expression: the startled bat thing, whereby she widens her eyes as if she’s feeling sleepy and/or drunk on Pinot and trying to appear wide awake. Examples: