Having a right to say something and having a right to a platform from which to say things are two separate things. He can say whatever he wants, but Youtube doesn’t have to let him broadcast it to the world.

As a Yankee fan I can tell you that even if that day comes and you make the playoffs, Cano will go 1 for 67 and murder any chance of happiness.

Why not both?

When I saw Delino DeShields name mentioned a year or two ago, I honestly thought to myself, “Man, he must be really old... I remember him coming up.”

I mean, that is the undertone to what this website has become. Its a bit of a “punching up” ground, as a “see how it feels” because men have told women what they need to do to be “adequate”. That said, it is not particularly funny, or even enraging, mostly just stupid.

Counterpoint 1: A similar article on Jezebel written by a man telling women what they should keep in their medicine cabinets would not fly, at all.

If he had done that at third, Pablo Sandoval would’ve just eaten Coco Crisp.

I wonder how jezebel would feel if a man wrote an article like this for women.

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint: these are all unnecessary unless you’re trying to be a model or something. Just practice basic hygene and you’re fine.

Welcome to the interwebs, dipshits. Either log completely off and learn how to live without your crack-like internet addiction until you can watch it or get with the program of watching when it airs.

If you REALLY cared, you would care enough to do one or the other. I feel like you types of people subconsiously get off…

Not the first time a dong and getting a little too ahead of yourself ended with someone not scoring.

It’s people complaining about not having that service (because the service providers want to feel above the law) like it’s some sort of constitutional right.

The “plan” is to use Lyft or Uber, because that’s generally the better plan compared to forcing a friend to be DD and stay miserable all night, waiting half an hour for a cab, or taking a long, circuitous route back home on public transit.

BUY. A. CAR.

*the vast majority of cities

AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

In some cities, cabs are shit.

You must not be from Austin. Austin’s cab situation is atrocious and very underserved. Good luck getting a cab to actually pick you up within an hour on a Friday or Saturday night.