I dunno, a monorail sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

Wait, rich people are demanding the public transit option they can see rather than the one that lets then ignore the poors? I'm legitimately shocked. 

Lyle Lanley has come to life.

agreed 100%, I wish he’d just go away.... lol

You are dangerously, perhaps wilfully, incorrect.

The masks aren’t just for the wearer; they protect those around them. Cloth masks especially, favoured early in the pandemic due to supply issues, are incredibly asymmetric in whom they protect.

Except it still sucks to get sick. Sure- the word is that Omicron is “Milder” but I know people who got it and were bedridden for a week. That sounds pretty shitty and can be easily avoided if people simply masked up.

Putting these people on a no-fly list wouldn’t be denying them transportation. They could still drive, take a bus, or take a train to distant destinations.

This would be fine if we had proof of vaccination to fly, but otherwise it’s one half of a solution. My opinion is that if your freedoms prevent you from receiving the vaccine, then you’re free to use your car and experience America’s many miles of beautiful roadways.

Public seating attracts homeless people.  So that part’s obvious.

So far, so good:

Rear gunner position, Torch

Whatever law that allows DRL’s to be installed without automatic headlights. Probably the same one that allows cars to turn on their wipers without turning on the headlights with them, and allows red turn signals. 

Lack of global standards that lead to additional engineering / certification costs to deal with patchwork local legislation.

They need to have a Bill Hader cameo on Weekend Update.

Wrong comedians, but you get the point:

Rolling coal. Bonus points for big rims with low profile tires on a lifted pickup, virtually rendering it useless. 

they were recreating Tommy Boy

They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers