It’s a profit cult.

The Republican Party is a death cult.

And all that is now

Where’s the edit where the car is 2020 and the roundabout is COVID?

Pole vault.

Rule #3: We don’t talk about Rule #1. 

Rule #1 of HOA club: be a dick.

Why do we even have HOAs?

That actually reminds me of something. . .

I... Uhhh...

1st Gear: The entire industry was expecting a correction. COVID-19 just sped that up. I also expect the 2nd quarter to be awful. But I’m also guessing there is likely to be a rebound in the 2nd half of this year.

Neutral:

Keep on kicking ass sober.

I’m a year and a half sober, and this is very trying...at least I’m still working. While I’m working I get to provide IT services to a wife that is telecommuting and a pair of surly teenagers as well, that all seem to have issues that I’ve never caused/experienced in 30 years of playing with computers.

“Tactical” coilovers.

What does it look like with all of the shipping protectors taken off? 

A thief jimmies the door and breaks in. He bends down to start working on the ignition - and doesn’t notice that the air is growing occluded. He coughs a bit. Then a bit more. He smells metal. Then he coughs up blood. He sits up. The air is thick now - rusty dust has filled the cabin and he can’t even see out the…

Ok, bro. We get it, keep your political bias and cognitive dissonance to yourself.