I think you spelled Mitch McConnell incorrectly.

I say keep your distance at gas stations, and go for it.

I read that as TODDLER leash and collar. 

I read that as TODDLER leash and collar. 

I’ll be standing on my front Porsche screaming from my soap Boxster about how good of a deal this is

I propose that @RobEmslie get today’s COTD for “Corollavirus”.

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

Not only bad image but those “Emotional Support animals” commonly attack service dogs. Service dogs are trained not to fight back and can end up being injured by that mini-terrier.

This is the only correct reply to this new rule. My wife works in the Disability industry, her company specifically sells products for people with low vision and blindness. Blind People with trained Seeing Eye dogs are hampered by people with fake service animals creating a bad image. People with disabilities have it…

as god as your witness? 

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

The searchers all say, they’d have made it to Ouray.
If they’d put 50 more miles behind her.
They might have cracked block or they might have clutch slip
They may have broke deep and lost coolant
And all that remains is the tools and the shames
Of the botched fixes, oh who the fuck are we foolin?

The Legend lives on From Toledo On Down
Of the Jeep David T sez ‘Gotsta Gits Me’.
A Continent Away Lies In Rusty Decay,
A Grand Cherokee of Tetanus Certainty...”

Bingo. Ironically enough I’m in market for one of these but $10,000 is my absolute limit, and sub-100K AWD examples around that price are plentiful even in New England.

I considered a Flex when I looking to replace my SUV, nearly bought it but another deal floated into view.

This thing in the French (or Swiss) Alps would be a killer

Considering the current state of American politics, that's pretty uncrazy in comparison.

Is it crazy to move to another country and restart my career just to get a chance at owning a specific car?