$20k can buy a lot of coke, my dude.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

That's exactly right.

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

Thursday Night Football is ruining the sport. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

The occupations of the officiating crew are as follows: attorney, attorney, sales executive, CPA, attorney, insurance agent and retired high school administrator. Shouldn’t their occupations ALL be “NFL official and nothing else”?

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

Snyder is a shitbag and this was classless, as par for the course for this organization.

I have a severe aversion to aftermarket forced induction, but this is so clean and nice. Too much for even a cherry stock ’08, but I think this is a rare case where quality, well done mods actually add value. NP.

Cars used to have DC generators, which charged the battery directly. Now they use alternators, which generate alternating current, as their name implies. The alternating current has to be rectified (converted to direct current) to charge the battery, but I guess the system as a whole is more efficient that way.

They used a DC generator prior to the alternator, batteries wouldn't charge so well at idle with a full electric load load.

Hang on-

I had a version of the song (from the old Napster days) that didn’t have the “a-one two” part in it, and the song benefitted enormously.

I am at work so I had to watch the trailer without sound but my one hope for this movie (let’s not call it a film) is that they use the Sneaker Pimps song for as the main theme.

I don’t recall being called a hero when I crashed a company vehicle into another company vehicle. 

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it