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Sniffs. “Hide the children.”

And don’t forget those ribs he removed so he could suck his own dick.

Ah, dipshit authority at its finest.

My best friend moved to our town the summer before he was a freshman in high school. He had a Backstreet Boys single packed in one of his boxes on the move up when his Dad had to stop the carand look for something. On a country road in the middle of nowhere, he searched one of the boxes and grabbed the CD out of one,

Our high school had a tradition of a senior class newspaper to which everyone in the class was encouraged to contribute. This was early-mid ‘90s. It mostly included little bits of humor like self-written mini-profiles and speculative obituaries, class polls, man-on-the-street interviews, and then one long-form story

My mom got mad at me for listening to Good Charlotte and Simple Plan because some of the songs were about murder (GC) and another was talking about how “God must hate me” or something. I think she thought I was depressed or angry. No, Mom. I was just a nerdy freshman girl.

I had the green cover. I think they switched to red later. Poser.

Yes, that was the train of thought. And I just about jumped out of my seat because yesterday afternoon, a propos of nothing, I had re-watched the NOVA episode about Everett, “Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives.” They is in my head!

Brisbane Times reports the whole thing is actually part of a viral marketing campaign for Australian tourism.

The reporters are playing checkers, and she’s playing BASEketball

I think there was also a reference in there to Mark Oliver Everett’s father’s work on the many-worlds theory.

That Eels reference soothed me deeply, like some sort of... painkiller for my aching spirit.

I told you not to call during my kung fu.

Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself.

Sort of like a violent version of the Brady Bunch Movie?

If they never do it in the games maybe the cena movie would be the one where Duke Nukem still thinks it’s the 90s and everyone just pities him and he doesn’t realize it

The movies will all be released when they figure out how to change The Weinstein Company to The Plummer Company, and have Christopher retroactively produce them

That’s like the pet peeve of mine “Hollywood writers are out of ideas” thing you always see. Yeah, because remakes happen when writers go “Fuck, i can’t think of anything today, I’ll just hand in Planes, Trains and Automobiles with a few Instagram jokes.”

I agree. If sexism were the sole factor in the Hollywood wage gap, Jason Biggs would make as much money as Mark Wahlberg.