I’m willing to bet most of the people decrying him have used that word casually in their lives at least once. Maybe when they were younger and didn’t know any better. Maybe as recent as the past week. Only difference is they didn’t do it in such a public way. So they get to act all high and mighty and outraged and…

Hey! My dad didn’t drive a fart taxi for thirty years just so you could slag off his profession, Katie!!! I am highly offended and won’t be reading this site until the next time I read it!!!

This guy bones.

Wait... so let me get this straight... the guy who used to say that drug users were destroying America then turned out to be abusing pharmaceuticals (To the point he was committing fraud to get multiple prescriptions) is a hypocrite?

All I know is my right arm is tingling, my tongue feels like I’ve been licking batteries and Julian Casablancas is standing in the corner giving me the most intense stare I have everaerklae;eged;el43t29q[q]3whhy3wq!~$@ 

Did he... did he just have a stroke in that video? Did I? Why do I smell pennies?

*air horn*

Heh. I read that headline as if Colbert came out and stopped them from playing because he was too overcome with emotion to let them continue. I was all, “That’s some powerful music right there.”

Poe’s Law and Irony: Dead in a vicious and bloody murder/suicide pact. This and more on Channel 8's Internet News at Nine.

Well... I guess it’ll work if they shoot the entire movie from that angle with Malek keeping his head up and to the right. Otherwise that pic tells me fuck all. But hey... I’m sure it warranted not just one but multiple articles across the web for... reasons.

SKY CAKE!!!

You forgot to work Faygo in there somewhere. I give it 5.5 stars on IMDB.

“We don’t do irony, Mr. Chew. At least not until Saturday night so our clothes look nice for Jesus time the next day. Gotta look dapper for the Lord.”

Tomi Lahren: What happens when you put Salacious Crumb’s soul into a Real Doll then let it get struck with lightning.

His line reading of “Hey baby, are you wearing my underwear? Because I think I’m wearing yours and it is NOT doing it for me. Heh heh. Come on, now.” is basically the high watermark I judge all line readings against. And most fall very short.

Fuck you. Now I think it’s purple. :p

It isn’t just stupidity. It’s the proud pig ignorance of them. You could tell them that liberals believe the sky is blue and they’d quickly argue that the sky is actually purple. Then you point at the sky and say, “No, it’s blue. See.” And they’d just scream “Fake news!” and piss in their pants out of spite.

Umm... he already played George W. Bush.

So... is there some legal requirement where you have to look like you’re constantly shitting your pants while playing guitar?

They’re smart. They’ll figure out a way to fashion my bones into some kind of rudimentary power tool and drill their way out, I’m sure.