Says the person tumbling from their soapbox. :P

Does all new music sound like people shitting on a microphone to you? If so, I have something in my liquor cabinet that'll fix that right up for ya.

That's fitting. The current administration does closely resemble a giant pile of naked men trying to fuck their futures out of existence.

Pretty sure the news cycle would be much different under a Hillary presidency, plus there wouldn't be so many late night talk show hosts constantly doing bits about her… so there wouldn't be any need to make such a statement. They basically did one episode on Obama and moved on.

*cue James Brown's "I Feel Good"*

Hey! That's not fair!

I named mine Captain Trips. Because it won't just be the death of me… it'll be the death of 99.4% of the population.

Hey now! Nobody's getting inside of nothing, buddy! Not without buying me dinner first, at least.

Stephen Dorff sighting!

I'm basing my statement off of the video above where he says he chose to do the project to have an experience he could share with his daughter. Granted, I'm taking what he says at face value. For all I know they could have dumped a boatload of money at his doorstep and that also influenced his decision. But the fact…

I just assumed they gave Candie a valium or something to calm her down and she was in a walking coma of sorts.

I… won't argue that it isn't a main facet of the show. But that isn't all there is to it either. There's a lot of empathy and humanity wedged between all the dick and fart jokes.

And you're basing this off of what? Are you their nanny? Are you involved with their personal lives day in and day out? Or are you just assuming?

I will admit that "everybody" was hyperbole. But there are quite a few "blah blah blah both sides are equal" comments on this article.

Since everybody else wants to use this article to shit on South Park for an episode they did back in 2004, I'll go ahead and break the trend in saying: Trey Parker seems like he might be a pretty awesome dad.

He was being sarcastic. He seems on board with the whole thing.

Here's an idea: If you don't like the new Doctor being a female…. then suck it up and move on with your life. You know… LIKE A MAN!!!

Maybe it's because I just power chugged a half bottle of Moscato… but… Good for him.

You mean my aunt who still gives me shitty looks at family functions for unfriending her?

Loud-mouthed huckster with no discernible talent behaves like a loud-mouthed huckster with no discernible talent. News at eleven.