Rated ARGGH for Pirates because fuck you.

"We're gonna set you on fire!"

*Victoria Jackson's bloated ears perk up*

Hey! Tucker Carlson hasn't found his Dennis Miller yet! Maybe he's onto something!

Don't you dare fuck up Rob Schneider's alliterative joke! You monster! You factually accurate monster!

I saw somebody trotting out this Harvard report that Trump has like 98% negative press. To the person who brought it up, it was irrefutable proof that the media was out to get him.

Donald Tr- wait a minute…

CS Lewis Jr. has really let himself go.

Yay! Somebody else for my blocked list! WHEEE!

Otherwise he gets fussy and starts knocking shit off of his high chair.

Diabetes tomatoes.

But look at the gold everything in Trump Tower! Gold means rich! It certainly doesn't mean "tacky and gaudy and severely overcompensating for a micropenis". Nope!

Nothing sadder than a 6 year old meth addict fucking up electronics.

I thought they were, "Brr… so cold."

Oooh! I know! I know!!!

Good for her. Hopefully she turns comments off of her IG account (If that's possible). Pretty much every other comment is "FUCK THIS TRAITOR!" or "TRANSGENDERISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS".

Trouble, oh we've got trouble!
Right here in Capitol City
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for "Possible indictment hearings in the near future!"

The World is watching….

It's a format preference, really. People prefer their Nook nookie to be straight-only.

To be fair, he did treat you like a ragdoll.