Hey, Christmas: Sorry I’m not home right now, I’m walking into Spiderwebs...

Daddy likey?

Agree is one of the best things on that show. His and Diane’s rivalry kills me.

Today on 500 Days of Kristin: what is going on with her boobs in that dress? It is like they are mad at one another.

I think she has a really short torso? Or is just super short in general? And you’re right, she often wears stuff that makes her look square-shaped.

Debra Messings dress looks like she belted a shiny purple garbage bag

Reese looks blocky in some of her choices and I am sure she is not

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

Poor management and oversight is the reason, combined with low-wage staff members who have no authority to do anything that would increase expenses, and get fired if they push back about it.

So funny you put it that way because I watched him 20-odd years ago when he was on All My Children and I would have been around 13(ish) at the time and he was the absolute epitome of hot to me then!

I feel like I am the only person IMRL (in my real life) who doesn’t watch this dumb show. It looks awful - why the fuck would I want a TV show to make me cry when real life is doing a pretty good job of it already.

I don’t watch this fucking thing

This. I prefer sex workers to women who marry for money, position and power. Sex workers are more honest and straightforward about what they are.

I remember Murphy Brown! ...Although not enough to tell you episode plots or even what it was about, and I’m almost 32. I definitely remember​ watching it with my mom though.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

in vino veritas!

I expected it to be Camila when I read the headline, and was not surprised that it was.

Of course it will be a “stand your ground” defense because when you’re a young entitled white person, the entire earth is “your ground”.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”