Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Colleges in California are already prohibited from competing for NCAA championships, because they are in the weak ass Pac-12 Conference.

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

You know how they name diseases after famous people that had them? (ALS is “Lou Gehrig’s disease.” I’m pretty sure AIDS is named after Tom AIDS, the guy who had sex with that monkey.)

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

Interesting - I was expecting Maul’s double saber, but what Rey’s wielding is actually a version of the Jedi Temple Guard lightsaber seen in Clone Wars and Rebels. Best pic I could find in a hurry:

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

I think Dante wrote about that.

He only got hired because Epstein thought “UFC” stood for something else. 

Skins Skin Head Hog’s Head, Find Beef

Standard C8 Feature (from the order guide):

So, the NFL tickets cost Canadian fans an extra $7 now? Cool. 

Nathan Peterman once burned his tongue on a room temperature unsalted cashew.

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.