Miz, dude. Their back-and-forths leading into Mania this year were incredible.

Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster. This means nothing and everything.

So did Hobson

Sophie had a better choice.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

“Not again! Ah well, there’s no getting that nut back.”

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Fucking brutal. I mean, that’s a goddamn nightmare in a bag.

I love love love Richard Sherman. He should have a show. Can’t be worse than so much of what’s currently on.

It seems weird for Cena because he’s so good, but I really think he just didn’t realize that he was taking the reverse exploder (where he should rotate and land on his stomach) and thought he was just taking a back suplex. It really seems like Cena’s anticipating a standard back suplex bump and gets rotated to take…

That trip to Eddie van Halen’s estate sale really paid off for Nakamura

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

Obviously it would have been a charitable move on his part.

Find me a dude (who has reached adulthood) who has not attempted this at some point in his life, and I’ll tell you that you’re dealing with a goddamned liar.

Let he who has not tried to suck his own cock cast the first stone.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Sam’s eat/shit/scrub/heave montage was like a Pink Floyd video directed by Darren Aronofsky.

The facial acting is particularly strong throughout, like when Arya slowly realizes that Ed Sheeran and those Lannister soldiers aren’t going to kill her