And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Hey, Adam Driver was in those photoshoots because he wanted to, not because she made him.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

From beyond the grave, a ghostly George Carlin speaks to us: “The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” 

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

I’ll pay. I’ll watch. I’ll be embarrassed the next morning that I did either.

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

Yeah, if anything they should cite incompetence. That said, it’s not like he’s covering up sexual assaults or anything...which I guess might be part of the reason they fired him.

They’re not weird. They’re wierd. Which is even weirder.

He sounds more like a Title XXX official if you ask me

“It’s guy with friends who are black. You’re not supposed to put the disability before the person. It’s ignorant!”

His opinion is bad? Or being black in America is bad?

Poor Enes has now been the victim of two tyrannical regimes...Turkey and the NCAA.

Well it should be easy to get U.S. citizenship. A Turk can get basically anything he wants in this country, provided he’s willing to cut Michael Flynn a half million dollar check.

Turkey, just trolling along

Progressive snatch pulls

“He was fired a decade ago but, due to a computer glitch, he kept getting a paycheck. So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.”

I hate to admit that it’s true, but it probably is. Miz is just not very good in the ring. Charlotte is a great heel in matches, but her promos have a long way to go. A lot of her ringwork does, too, but her personality in matches is so much stronger than most of the other performers, male or female. Styles is too…

Miz is the best heel in the company and it’s not even close (well, maybe Owens).

A reporter once asked Ty Cobb how well he’d hit against modern pitchers, and Cobb replied, “about .300.” When asked why he’d only hit .300, Cobb said, “You’ve got to remember, I’m seventy-three.”