"I was horrified to read today that you are renouncing your U.S. citizenship and become a Swedish citizen. I know you've been living in the Zurich..."

Funny that you mention it. I am an English-Spanish translator and I'd be fired if I ever used "hashtag", "email" or "link" in a document. Those words do not exist in Spanish - they should be: "etiqueta", "correo electrónico" and "vínculo".

That pic... THAT COULD HAVE BEEN OUR WEDDING NIGHT!!! So romantic... two healthy poops coming together! <3

He is a living legend among my friends. You know, that one batshit crazy ex-boyfriend that gives the best stories...

Ha! We didn't date long. One night we were getting hot and bothered... then he suddenly stopped and said: "Oh, you have a few blackheads in your nose. I think you might have some vitamin D deficiency. I have a juice just for that...". A couple of days later he showed me his poop. That was just too much for me.

Yes, he did, He was very concerned about my eating habits. According to him I was eating a lot of crap (whatevs), so one day he showed me his poop as an example of a healthy stool. We broke up shortly afterwards.

You won't like it. Little anecdote:

Sorry if this is TMI: I once dated this health freak. He was a triathlete, who did the master cleanse for a month, once a year. The rest of the time it was this combo of protein in the afternoon and granola and juices in the morning. His poop was like soft-ish looking, light brown/greenish stools. On the plus side,…

Yeah, it came across as a generalization, sorry about that. I was thinking more of the pop culture aspect of high school.

I agree to a certain extent - high school is a problematic period all over the world, because being a teenager sucks balls. However (and this is just my personal experience), there is a much bigger mythology surrounding high school in the US: this magical time in your life, with a nice prom, cheerleaders, football…

I hear you. After about 5 min. with a condom, I am totally dry. I need a lot of lube and it gets very messy. Next morning, I am usually sore and uncomfortable. Ugh. That's one reason I have never been into one night stands, cause it is just not worth having one night of mediocre sex and the whole next day of soreness.…

"Secondly, if she had just changed her mind and was now pro life, I wouldn't care. That's not my business. But she's engaged in public advocacy work seeking to take away the right to choose from women after she benefited from said ability to choose."

Excellent point. That is indeed a very good discussion... it is not a crime to change your mind and turn to religion if that makes you happy. But she benefited from a ruling that is (apparently) now against her new set of beliefs. We could argue if this is hypocrisy or if this is fair play. Instead, we have this…

I know. She is a brilliant performer, no doubt about that, but I don't think she is the sharpest tool in the box. And now she is going to recomment me books/movies, et al.... because.. why? Like you said, I'd much rather follow a writer's or a pro ballet dancer's tumblr than this. Then again, I have never been the…

I know, totally agree with you. This woman seems pretty cuckoo, but thanks to her we now have the CHOICE to have or not an abortion if we are pregnant.

Heh, funny that you mention it... I am actually living in Germany, and those high taxes actually help you pay your mortgage or your rent if you are ever unemployed broke, sick, or just retired. The whole point is to avoid homelessness. If you ask me, that is more humane than ending up on the street because you…

This. Home ownership is totally overrated in my humble opinion. In many other industrialised countries home ownership is comparativeley very low, so renting is the way to go. Guess what? It works mighty fine. You got a mortgage? Congrats! You'll be in debt for the next 30-40 years.

"What if instead of Justin Bieber the world got a 16-year-old Scandinavian boy named Erik Arnülfgrshndrtgrtn?"

Yes, exactly.

I might get flamed for this, and I don't mean to body snark, but...