Personal silver lining: My daughters—7 and 5-years old—were very interested in the election and pulling hard for Hillary. They were devastated when she lost, but have asked me to take them to the Women’s March in our city tomorrow. Regardless of how bad this gets, hopefully it will inspire a new generation to be…

Is America great again?

Amen to that. I’m about to rip off this patch, roll it up, and smoke it.

I wish I still smoked. This day is driving me nuts.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I fear we’re living in a chapter of history no one will be around to learn about.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

This is a case of God getting drunk and saying “Wolf+fox+horse, let’s do it!” And it turned out amazing, unlike the other weird combo animals like the aye aye and the yeti crab.

There have been so many people saying they’ve kept having dreams of alternate universes where everything is fine that I’m seriously beginning to consider the idea that greenhouse gases have caused us to mass-hallucinate.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

Chelsea was one of 3 friends that I lost in the fire. She was one of the nicest persons I knew and an asset to the bay area DJ scene. She helped me expand my love and knowledge of electronic music - especially Detroit house. She was one of the best volunteer DJ’s on KALX. She had the best laugh, the best voice. The…

Satanists, doing god’s work. Because we live in the upside-down now.

Everyone should have the right to drive.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

I am boycotting his speaking. I didn’t watch the victory speech. Didn’t watch 60 minutes. I didn’t watch this video. I won’t watch any speeches of his, because I know they are all bullshit. He means none of what he says. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about and watching his crap will do nothing but ruin my day.

Oye, after this election, any money were were planning to spend on gifts for each other, is going to ACLU, or PP, or to support a refugee family through The Refugee Program.

I publicly ugly cried today, to the point where my Reverend told me to calm down and try to have hope. She’s a realist and talks to me like a mother but it is so hard - I honestly feel like someone died and we’re all going through the grief process.