I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

I don't go to Burning Man, I attend the alt-fest Smoldering Woman.

...... is this Steven Tyler with a good blowout

That asking your parents buy you an apartment rather than paying for your own housing really puts the ish in adultish.

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

Don’t “yuck” someone else’s “yum.” It’s not nice.

I agree.

They accept donations

like i care. i don’t wanna be a manager anyway. i need to have time to make babies. if i don’t have them by 32, it’s never gonna happen because my womb will basically have tumbleweeds rolling around in there. and no man will want me if i can’t have kids, so what do i need extra income for? if no man wants me, i don’t…

Hillary be like

Fuck yes Elizabeth Warren.

Guys, I’ve read this book

Actually Bernie doesn’t need to unify the party. The nominee is the one who needs to bear that burden, and I’m afraid it’s Hillary that needs to reach out to Bernie supporters.