Coldplay is playing the Super Bowl? They’ve only had like 2 hits! Not enough for a medley!

I get angry at people mocking Madonna for being age-inappropriate (cuz a. there’s no such thing as age-inappropriate and b. no one cares about men who do this).

The comments on the news stories reporting this on facebook are HILARIOUS. Many, many people are very, very upset. LOLLLL

*posts this article to Facebook

Do famous people have separate phones for their social media? Like it must just constantly be notifications, right?

Pregnant Kim: Pregnancy makes me feel like a bloated whale please pass the Cheetos

I'm so weirded out by adult Disney obsessives

EW. This dating site is also bound to be weirder than ANY dating site before it.

Per Billy Eichner’s tweet; to everyone who utters the cop-out “There’s no difference between Democrats and Republicans, so why bother?”. Just look at the GOP candidates responses “We’re praying”. The Democrats say “let’s fucking do something!”

Could be worse.

If anyone hasn’t read Erykah Badu: 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me (I Own 726 Head Wraps!) from Us Weekly, I highly suggest you do. It gets better and better as you down the list. Also I think she’s lowballing that head wrap number.

Mark Wahlberg is... I’ll go with “yucky.” I have to admit, though, when he performed “Good Vibrations” I felt ‘em.

I’d love to move to Canada but a) they won’t let me in (the visa process is daunting), and b) I’m too scared to come out from under my bed in the U.S. It's fucking scary here.

“When I received an email inviting me to a tasting event for the Season 13 of Top Chef, I was sitting on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro.”

Why do people do that? I especially love the “look at what a good Christian I am!” sentiment that accompanies many of them. Um, no? You’re defying the word of Christ by posting your good deeds. Aside from being self-aggrandizing, that kind of behavior turns other people who have less power into props. It’s wholly…

I believe that she ran the pharmaceutical ring because it was the right thing to do and really didn’t want to boast about it afterwards. But…for one thing, she publicly supported AIDS patients and charities and testified before Congress. She didn’t keep her activism secret, just the illegal part. For another thing,…

Exactly, fuck off. Whatever objective “good” you may have done by helping someone in need was just exploited. BY YOU, no less. There goes your karma / treasure in heaven / whatever. In the meantime, no one is impressed, and you just revealed your shallowness. Good job!

Unrelated, but I love your handle :D

How do people not know the asshole who started this company is an asshole? I do not get it! I can drop some cash on clothes and shoes, but these are fucking yoga pants. Yeah, I tried them. They are yoga pants. My Old Navy pair are just as good, and any yoga pants will flatter your ass. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02…