He probably got the job by giving the station manager a hot “slice” of “cheese pizza” with “extra sauce” and “hold the pepperoni”, if you know what I mean. And I bet you do, you pervert.

I’ll give him this: killer diction. Dude can DICT.

I’m going to guess he’s a reasonably photogenic white guy who’s able to read a tele-prompter. All the qualification needed for local news.

How did he even manage to get that job in the first place?

Talking about Pizzagate by itself isn’t a bad thing. Taking the time to have a School House Rocks style walkthrough of all of the actual evidence, to point out that it doesn’t add up, could be a very subtle way for local news people to try and do a bit of education for their average viewers on spotting Fake News &…