You already stated the reason why with “using the same equipment (as applicable), using the same arms/ammunition”.

Yes, taking four wasteful bureaucracies and combining them into one massive mega-bureaucracy should do wonders for efficiency and cost savings.

I would love it if every company, every nonprofit, every government agency I interact with had a workforce with the work ethic, sense of mission and dare I say it, manners of our American military rank and file.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

She ain’t lost, she’s getting fucking paid to be an obnoxious POC GOP Media rep. I’m betting a 5-10 million annual stipend from the Koch/Fox war chest.

It all depends on what Iran’s real purpose for seizing the ship is. If it is back dues for whatever reason than that is that, but if it is because of the ship’s payload, or even a small portion of it, it could be a whole other story.

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

are you taylor swift?

Parkay?

I love how the graphic for the TWC outage tweets looks similar to the “what-if” nuclear detonation radius map

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Except people post trollish shit on Facebook under their real name all the time

I don't know why you wouldn't expect so many stories from trolls. Desperately crying out to be the center of attention is their whole deal.

The important thing to note is that you don’t need to spend hours on exercise when you’re on a diet.

Ugh...Mr. Bubble? I can just feel myself getting a UTI looking at it. When I was a kid, it was no bueno...like putting Tide in the tub.

Letter From Jesus: tl;dr.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

Yes, and murder happens everywhere. That doesn't mean I feel as unsafe in NYC today as I would've 20 years ago when the murder rate was 3x as high. Rate of rape is the issue here.