Thank you, Boobs. I’m borderline delirious rn.

I thought it was funny.

You’re right. That is someone who thought it appropriate to replace his best friend with a lookalike because she had just had her second baby and was being boring and then ‘accidentally’ run into her. So yeah obviously it was him. Good work.

So a friend of mine works at that airport. From what he said, Pitt was a bit drunk after drinking wine the whole way from France. They knew about the wine because customs had to burn garbage and saw empty bottles. Pitt stumbled a bit on the tarmac but didn’t try to steal a truck. He wasn’t seen on the tarmac abusing…

This is a power couple I can get behind.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

If I were in Cassie’s shoes (haha no), I’d be releasing all sorts of experimental albums and really stretching my creative limits as much as I could musically. I mean, imagine the opportunity she has to be indulged by the CEO of a record label. I know it’s still his business and whatever.

And since he’s moving from Florida, his left blinker will always be on.

DEAD! I’d always pick the least inneresting one. To be honest, I find Hulu’s Hotwives to be far better at giving me what I used to get out of my Housewives. They realize they are brands so they’re conscious of their actions on TV will affect their future earning potential. I just wish Vanderpampers would be cut from RH…

This isn’t Jeopardy. You don’t have to answer in the form of a question.

I would be slapping fools like it was going out of style.

I always thought I didn’t give head because I’m kind of lazy. But no. I’m too pretty!!!! Just like Taylor!

Don't tell me what to do.

Nicolas Cage was married?