Folk audiences HATED that joke.

I can't do my work!

Nobody in that cast looked very healthy, to be honest

Excalibur is pretty gritty - lots of mud anyway. The shining, fibreglass armour looks amazing though, I think.

Steve Gutenberg doesn't even begin to capture the poetry of the original.

Now go away before I taunt you another time!

Ha, well, there were plenty of suspects and plenty of possible reasons for that. He was an interesting and mildly divisive figure, let's say.

I can guarantee you won't find it sexy, so go right ahead.

Ha, I replied to your post with my favourite quotes from that film but there was so much swearing and 'homophobic' language that it doesn't appear to have made the cut.

Yeah, there's really no comparison.

I'd watch a film where him and Charlie Hunnam play wrestlers. As long as there was no plot beyond that, or script.

It is way more quotable, especially Edie Massey. "I got something for your face motherfucker!"

Dark good looks and exquisite pectorals.

That's my favourite film of his. I was going to say 'best' film but that would be less accurate.

Always good to see someone appreciate both the Pistols AND Queen. I think I can actually see a little of that dual sensibility in the Guardians films. But then again I am drunk and pretentious

It could be that. I ignore all that stuff and just enjoy the frocks, singing and waspish remarks, personally. Everyone can enjoy that!

He was marked for death, yet overcame Screwface twice

Who can realistically say that Seagal isn't very very dangerous?

I've been watching this singing and talent competition for a few months now and there's something, I can't quite put my finger on it, but it seems gay somehow

That's definitely how I used to dress up to play it. The woman is my mum coming up to ask when I'm going to tidy my bedroom, I think.