Is that Missile Command?

A head shot would have been quicker and cleaner

Surely the bits that sound shit are emo, the acceptable bits something else?

I generally prefer in-music-review anecdotes and reminiscences to be solely related to excess, sex and fighting

This review is nowhere near as bad as this album states.

Yeah, that's just made up. Great work.

Who in their right mind thinks that it's better to publicly assault a Pikachu in front of an audience, rather than suffer a slightly deflating Pikachu? Fucking bizarre.

Is it hot in here or is it just me?!

Surely nobody does that anymore? You just get in a 'live' audience and tell them if they don't shriek with laughter, their families will be killed. That's my understanding anyway.

Apply for tickets.

Hi honey, I'm homo!

A happy ending then, as they say in certain parts of the far east. Actually I'm not gonna lie, that's probably the least unflattering outfit I've ever seen that guy wear.

It's not quite Jonathan Swift, but does nail the singing style quite well.

Which one is Palmer?

I am pretty sure we can do that already. But best move on, eh?

This has always happened, but the internet does magnify it and offer a more well-lubricated idiot conduit.

It's quite hard to politically mandate chaos. As soon as you do that, it's not chaos, for a start.

That's the wrong type of being reasonable. Never speak to me again!

Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) by Crystal Waters. Oh and Sense of Doubt by Bowie.

There's good stuff in most ideologies but if their adherents are at heart authoritarian and tribal, it renders that moot.