People generally don't like to be challenged more than a tiny bit.

Too much is never enough

Why would an 'anarchist' be in favour of someone verging on being a totalitarian?

He is useless

Yes. Or like a procurator fiscal

I'd love someone to try to explain how it would even work. "See, the guy puts cheese up his ass then you get a length of piping and gerbils being burrowing animals they can just burrow on up there and then it's the greatest thrill cos you got a live animal in your ass! Of course you need to snap off its feet and pull…

It's no La Grande Bouffe then. "That's good meat!"

I thought maybe it was like a sultan

Who is the Pompetous of Love? Never got to the bottom of that one.

I think it's more like a "donkey punch". What you're describing is the ghost wank.

To be fair, I've never met an actual Scot who talked like that particular character. Although I have met many who shared certain personal characteristics with him.

"Deathstroke" sounds far more like a made-up sex thing than a superhero

Are you Scottish too?

Pelo sexy!

Yes: not ironic at all.

I have to admit that is up there with "one of the nicest lizards I've ever eaten" as a superlative though.

I believe your quote was actually used on the poster.

The bit where the space ship sort of fell over but just missed her, like in a cartoon, was a bit much

He's not very shaggable. Denmark's prime minister is kind of hot

I'm sure I remember seeing her performing with Peaches under the nom de electro 'Bitch Lap-Lap'. But it is late.