Local sports rivalries? The NHL has some great blood feuds. Islanders-Rangers, Oilers-Flames, even the Sens-Leafs. Lesson as always, hockey is better.

Yes, and then in he most dastardly element of the entire conspiracy, they decided to name a first rate US Naval combatant after him....

These articles are the reason the best reason for the NFL to exist.

For me it’s like surprise Christmas in July.

But sand is TASTY

A Hyundai with a Bentley sister dealership?!

The unholy marriage of Jeep bros and coal rolling diesel bros.

Holy shit, I feel like I just found bigfoot.

A past time of mine is filtering through ridiculously low price cars and low mileage old cars on CL... found this Prius and put some time into it. Haven’t looked back since. I’m at about 8,000 miles on it since owning it and besides the quirks, it allows me to make my paycheck while doing it cheaaaaap. I’d say the 2nd…

If you judge people by what they drive then you’re shallow, period.

Ego has zero actual affect on your or anyone’s life, unless they deal with Musk personally.

Your cornflakes must be extra pissy this morning.

$12 a year. I believe that is the Gerber Life Plan, which they advertise every 5 minutes on the cable news channels he loves so much.

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

As the world’s foremost expert on Machete Guys (see my documentary Machete Guys in the Mist), I felt it my duty to answer this FAQ for the benefit of civilization, that we might all understand these fascinating creatures a bit better.

Correct. I can’t wait until we start getting calls from the police to come pick him up downtown. Oh, and bring a change of clothes. He only had boxers and sandals on when they found him.

The vibe I got off that whole trip to Paris thing was that Macron doing some sort of “Dinner for Schmucks” dare with the rest of the EU leadership.

Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?

“Why the F not?”

The game was Red Baron, and it was a WWI fighter game... and possibly still the best WWI game of all time.