Bobby. Contractually obligated = dry humour. Dry British humour. It’s not that hard to work that one out.

Nope. Non-negotiable. Some things are sacred. National Treasures you can’t have: Sir David Attenborough, Dame Judi Dench, Olivia Colman, Idris Elba, Maggie Aderin-Pocock, Bill Bailey, Patterson Joseph and Mary Beard.

Over my cold, dead body. He’s our National Treasure and he’s staying that way.