I’ve read so much about JuJu’s dirty hit. Can someone explain to me how this is a dirty block? He is leading with his shoulder.

JuJu looked like a clean block to me. You can’t start penalizing people who don’t break the rules because you don’t like how violent the game is in itself.

Hell being a Thursday Night Football game with the Dolphins vs Ravens

So many narcissists in this story. Only Donald Trump could make me root for LaVar Ball.

Whatever, you guys still have Max on board! He’ll be able document everything with his tiny camera even though there is a fullblown camera crew right the fuck there.

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

I had the same surgery 7 years ago and my shoulder has never been the same. I was never much of an athlete, but post surgery I have have had to ice it down far more frequently after jacking off than pre-surgery.

Holy shit, what a fucking asshole!

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain “Racist Face”

White people always looking a gift horse in the mouth.

God dammit, Dad, I told you you’re not allowed to post your jokes in public.

This distinction seems arbitrary and needlessly pedantic.

yeah because those are TOTALLY different... like if something is buried in the desert and you find it, you didnt uncover it, you discovered it, duh

Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

She still sounds like a teenager singing about boys.

This song was produced by Shellback and Max Martin