Whats with the shilling for batteries? Kind of ruins the article. Dont most of these pros have re-chargeable or wired setups now anyhow? I would think they’ve moved beyond a garbage can full of AAA bunnies by now.

Baby Driver was the shit tho

This is a segway

Whats the point of this “article”?

This reads like a midnight screed - like a poem born of anger and resentment. You couldve just said “Hes an asshole”. Save some paper.

+ St. Louis Park too please

I cant stop watching this... I like how the people down below are just barely caught off guard. “here comes Jimmy again...sigh”

Honestly - Im just really, really sad.

Usually I try to be quiet and listen, so you don’t hear me or others like me crowing in the comments

Is this how you get permanently ungreyed? Just blow a huge kiss at one of the authors asses?

Skindiving, resting bitch face and fisting?

No, you’re an asshole for these types of comments.

What the fuck is this guy bitching about? He chose not to be a biologist or lawyer and made millions.

Really the most amazing athletic feat you have EVER seen???

“Big Sexy Avoids a Couple Dongs, but Still Goes All-The-Way”

“Its not my struggle and I’m not your ally”

No, you are.

TL; DR

Let me reinterpret this in non GOT language:

In additional related news, Boston gave “Pizza Thrown-at Man” a lifetime supply of Papa Johns and internet ridicule.