1st thing you need to do is shit on the floor to establish dominance!

Once again we are confronted with the fact that Rob Harvilla is probably a 12 year old girl.

1,000 words on Bieber, a bunch of garbage hip hop, and the song I found myself liking the most is a bullshit hipster cover of One Direction. If it wasn’t for Samer’s choice I think my eyes might have actually rolled out my head before finishing this shitsticle.

That’s the problem with your generation, always blaming your parents. No accountability. Why in when I was your age I caught the ferry all the way to Shelbyville by myself. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…

You’re all wrong

I guess you didn't listen to a lot of music this year...

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Cool list, dads

Fucking seriously?

Whenever I hear adults actually discussing the positive merits of Justin Bieber’s music, I feel like when CNN discusses Donald Trump’s presidency.

Seriously this sites taste in music is pure shit

As an Ohioan, I can confirm that Great Lakes Christmas Ale sucks. As a Clevelander, I am knowledgeable in the area of things that suck. So you're not missing out

Brown Shugga a “winter beer”? I’ve seen it in stores year-round.

#1 winter beer is bourbon. And huge tits from space.

Stone’s Xocoveza - The Mexican hot chocolate inspired stout is on point.

SMDH, Will. I just mentioned this to you last week.

I dont know what kind of handshake academy you went to but I drink warm Natural Light on a cold night.