jet fuel can’t melt steel memes.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

He has glasses and awkward hair, he clearly has dorkitis, a terrible but preventable illness. You can prevent it in your children by not being a big pharma shill.

You see anti-vaccine memes and ads with crying children a lot and I’ve never really understood what the message is supposed to be. Oh, the kids cry when they get shots so I shouldn’t get them their shots? Should I not do anything that makes my kid cry? Okay. Guess I better stop brushing her teeth and rinsing her hair,…

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

I don’t even get what the stock photo is supposed to be about. A crying 5 year old? Kids that age cry, whether or not they’re vaccinated. Is he supposed to look autistic or filled with toxins or something?

You’re actually dead now and commenting from the ether. - Jim Carrey

Did you bother to call her and explain the hardship of finding childcare when you have to travel? My guess is she probably would’ve allowed your kids had you asked.

They decided they wanted a white man to help a black woman over the wall to take down the flag as a symbol of race relations and fighting against oppression and how allies should behave, assisting but not silencing black voices.

Michael Moore already said he would.

The AAUP says they’ve examined the documentation of the faculty hearing Buchanan underwent, which says that while she used “profanity, poorly worded jokes, and occasionally sexually explicit jokes in her teaching methodologies,” there was no evidence that she directed this behavior “against any particular individual,…

By responding, the owner is letting the yelp-reading public know that the restaurant considers the comfort and enjoyment of all of their patrons to be a priority, and that obnoxious behavior is not welcome. If I lived nearby, this reply by the owner would make me want to go to the restaurant - reading only Joyce’s…

This makes me feel validated voting for Obama. Peas in guacamole is fucking stupid and gross looking.

I thought LeAnne and Norma both had entertaining—if not realistic—back stories, but good god, the Norma worship circle annoyed me to no end. Anyone else? Maybe it was just because I binge-watched the season over a few days, but they seemed to have the same argument in every episode, and it all seemed very clunky and…

can we qualify Jim Carrey as a toxin??

“Quotes Bible verses to claim that women shouldn’t be pastors”