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Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!
“What I want to do is protect the religious liberties of those who believe that opposing same sex marriage as part of their faith. So no I would not engage in the Constitutional amendment process as a party going into 2016. Accept the Court’s ruling. Fight for the religious liberties of every American.”
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This is a super fucking old religious tradition. It takes hundreds of years for this to change, and whether or not you like it there are over a billion Catholics in this world. Catholics are supposed to be socialists, economically, but Francis has done SO MUCH to turn around the Church’s views on social issues without…
The other night I was eating a plate of noodles, and enjoying it. I was out to dinner with a friend, hunched over a meal we had been planning for weeks. The restaurant was newly opened and highly regarded. Life was good. And the food was great.
I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…
What the hell? I am not at all sure I understand what I have just read, but is there any chance this lawyer was trying to do some type of preemptive first strike maneuver to make sure a law like this could never be on the books? Sorry, I am just totally lost by this. How does someone come up with something like this?…
...he’d have spoken it.
If English was good enough for Jesus, my friend...
Goddamit! How could I properly appreciate The Onion when shit like that is happening in the real World?
Well, he called it “buggery” in the application. I’m not really sure what year he’s living in.
and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!
I’d be far more horrified if I wasn’t so God damned impressed at the batshit levels of tomfuckery written there. That is just... Wow! This guy pissed away $200 on pure unadulterated what the fuckidness. He’s like a Jedi of bullshit.
Who can worry about our devastating drought when consenting adults are having THE SEX somewhere?
I expected a gotcha at the bottom. I know homophobia is real, but this still seemed like it had to be a parody story.
This is fantastic! Now my neighbors can’t say shit about my giant blood stone circle in the backyard or the skeleton army I planted under their flower bed.