Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the trick is never to be terrible in them. -Christopher Lee

I totally agree with you about the criticism of his looks. It’s mean-spirited, unnecessary, and doesn’t add anything to the conversation.

The truth is — he falls in love with a beautiful brilliant (probably young) scientist, she can’t figure out how to both save her career and decline a Nobel winner, she cries when she realizes that she’s valued much more for her appearance than her work.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

Dear Helen Mirren,

My experience with beer pong rules is that, if there is contention, default to the house rules. Or, alternatively, spray the party with gun fire.

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

I... don’t really get why everyone’s so stunned that she’s beautiful. I mean, she’s had a lot of plastic surgery, and the whole point of (cosmetic, facial) plastic surgery is that you can design how you look. No judgment about the decision to have the surgery, I just don’t really get the full-of-awe reaction. Unless…

I guess “Lesbian Feels Used by Bi-Curious Date, Murders Her” isn’t click-baity enough? It’s a shame, though, because the reality is so much more fascinating than the prospect of a woman being so into fashion that she murders over it.

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”