Proud bunny lady. This is Draco.
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If you’re willing to be Sans Spawn don’t be so quick to start a countdown. Mr.R and I got married 2 years ago when I was 49. First for me, second for him. We had been, well something more and less than “fb”s for about 5 years then fell in love. 5 years later we got married at my grandparent’s assisted living facility.…
Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime.
Now I want to both pet and eat a duck. I’m more of a monster now, are you happy?!
Okay, I got three years here before Supernova becomes a barren, unlovable, wasteland of a human being according to the science man. Lets put this shit in fourth gear and slam my standards into the ground so I don’t have to deal with looks at Thanksgiving.
Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.
Nope. Don't curr.
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How about “fortnight?”
Why stop at bringing back “yesteryear”? Why not make “yestermonth” and “yesterweek” a thing? Next time you’re going to say something like “I just saw her a second ago,” try out “I just saw her yestersecond,” instead!
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I see NARAL. I think NARWHAL.
Gabourey I have said okie dokie unironically 3 times just today, so let’s be old weirdos together.
This. I’m personally not fond of the Facebook wedding anniversary photo montage either. It often seems like clickbait for:
I have a former friend who got married four years ago who reposts her wedding pics on Facebook on every wedding anniversary. And she posts them like they're new and people should be excited to see them. The delusion is strong with her.
Agreed! I love wedding ceremonies, or at least for folks I know well and love. But no need to rewatch it (or at least not as a captive audience!).
You guys. I love wedding ceremonies. If we’re casually acquainted and you invite me to your wedding, I will weep genuine tears of joy at the ceremony like I’m your goddamn grandma. However. I would rather go to a wedding reception and watch Shoah and Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 at the same time than watch a video of the…
As a married, I agree- nope! I have pictures that are nice. I don’t need to see them move, particularly as I apparently only made halfway normal facial expressions about five times that day.
Guys. I’m going to my 4th wedding this wedding season in two weeks and I really wanted to tell you all about it.