As a protester with not one, but TWO jobs, fuck those people.

Neutrogena Body Clear Body Wash (or the generic drug store brand, it doesn’t matter) on a loofah for my bod because it helps with my keratosis pilaris. And then the Dove Sensitive Skin Beauty Bar on my hands for my face, crotch, and ass because it leaves me feeling fresh and doesn’t fuck up whatever science…

He showed up at my gallery uninvited one time. He told us that god loves us or something and then we heckled him about masturbation.

I’d also highly recommend http://www.heyepiphora.com/ and http://dangerouslilly.com/. Erica Moen is great, but these two have been around a lot longer and are able to get a lot more in depth in their reviews.

No no no, your bae/boo is NOT your jawn. When you go over to your jawn’s house, you don’t wanna know how she’s doing or how her day was, you just wanna bang and be on your way. Your boo is someone that you actually care about and want to spend quality time with, as well as bang.

Crave makes a vibrator necklace called the Vesper! It’s actually kinda pretty!

This summer in Philly a tourist from Texas crossed a street against a red light and got run over by one of those duck boats. It never got confirmed, but supposedly she was looking at her tablet when it happened.