Eh, I’m not going to complain. Our neighbor’s 4 year old son was killed inches away from his mother when an Escalade (going 12 over the already too high speed limit - police confirmed) struck him head on this summer. There are blind bends on both sides and the crosswalk’s lights aren’t very visible.

Neat!

Oh how terribly wrong you are. I go through irresponsible amounts of salt.

You never expect to see someone like you out there, taking part in a niche world that most people barely even know exists.

Correct coast, but we're further north than that. Think coffee, tech and grunge.

Neither of those two qualifiers apply to me :(

Well, he'd work for the North American branch. the Volkswagen Automotive Group in North America.

You’re a better man than me. I generally am too nice and will say ‘yes’ to crap I don’t want to do, but under no circumstances will I help someone paint. I’ve turned down my own family. I hate it.

What a mysterious place Chipotle is. All of their shit is the most basic crap you could order, and tastes vaguely like it was made at home.

I was preparing my “damn, I was so happy to be done with fugging apartment living when I bought my hou...” response.

False. The immediate follow up will be:
“Oh, do I put too much mustard on your sandwiches?”

That’s a solid ending sentence. I would have immediately 86’d the salsa and then just eaten the chips.

We live in a good neighborhood that we fell sorta bass-ackwards into when we bought the home (ie: no idea it’d be as good as it is). Not too upscale, but people care about their homes. Everyone is friendly without being intrusive. Super easy access to major areas but remote-feeling.

Was so confused by this. And intrigued.

I’m a Vikings fan, and two things happened last night:

He was termed a “player’s coach” last night on the broadcast. Maybe he’ll have success. But whenever I hear that term, I mentally translate it to “coach that players generally are okay with and who ownership will hate after 1.5 seasons, will be gone after 2-2.5 seasons”.

I think we can all agree that this dude is souped-up.

This is a fair point.

Let’s just chill for a second. He looked good against a terrible team.

Jason Pierre Paul still awaits an apology.