In Soviet D.C., swamp drains you!

“Football, branded to the gills as it is, takes those men and drags them through the Lawn Dad section of the team’s Official NFL Gear Store, and the results are Crossfit Aficionado Golf Pro at best and Grown Man In Sweatshirt Tailored By Chainsaw at worst.”

“Can I play through?”

Came here for this.

And the dots have been connected. Laura couldn’t bother to pull you out of the grays for this? Lame.

Pain don’t hurt.

I refuse to play.

Peace is a lie; there is only passion.

What a dilemma! Luckily, they’ve got you covered: http://deadspin.com/you-dont-have-to-pick-a-side-between-floyd-mayweather-a-1796894174

You are why we can’t have nice things.

I would love to learn more about the individual who submitted 6201 Title IX complaints with OCR in FY 2016. That’s more than 20 complaints per business day! Is there any way to identify the serial complainant?

Work done by independent investigators, even if they happen to be attorneys, is not privileged and would need to be produced in ensuing litigation. If, on the other hand, the attorneys were retained to provide legal counsel, that work would fall under attorney-client privilege and would not be discoverable.

I work in administration for a small, private college.

Need GIF of Denver #27.

As mentioned on the post, the Ratchet & Clank games are tons of fun.

A+ just for the Straight Cash Homey shirt.

Someday, someone will write a similar paean to Gawker.

This Trojan demonstrates the importance of wearing protection.

The Cubs aren’t on this list, but even if they were it wouldn’t actually help. “Users will have to authenticate to show which FOX regional sports network is part of their TV carrier’s package.” If I could get Fox Sports Chicago in small-town Iowa, why would I need to stream? MLB blackout rules are the worst.

Should only be an issue for state schools, because the law doesn’t prohibit private entities from behaving civilly. No way they drop the whole bathroom part of the bill.