Counterpoint, Magary:

Speaking as someone who drafted DeAndre Hopkins in the first round this year, fuck this guy.

As a Bryan I hear you bruh

Dude, do you really NEED to see someone use a /s?

How is this any different from what Celtics fans do off camera?

Upon further review I realize now this was a senatorial election in 1858, not the presidential election of 1860.

Like Lincoln, Bentsen also lost his election.

Can’t tell if serious.....

“I’m not even close to a Rhodes Scholar or Ivy League graduate”

I’ve already won tonight’s debate. Many people, the best people are saying this. I’m going to use my words, the best words, and I’ll grab Crooked Hillary by the pu**y. And THAT’S how I’ll make America great again folks. #MAGA #grabherbythepussy

Yeah, this seems like the rational thing to do.

Remember when Curt Schilling decided to run for congress????

Are YOU fucking serious?

+1 march to the sea

Sounds like someone didn’t get enough sleep last night.

So is Strasburg coming back or what?

I’ve got an opinion, and I’m not sure if anyone else has thought this. It must be new. Fuck Donald Trump. Nope, nobody’s ever said that before.

Main reason for the ratings drop? 50% fewer Manning commercials.

Dear NFL,

My favorite snip-it from the Trump’s lawsuit threat to the NY Times: