I could get behind a Nessie/Bigfoot 2016 campaign, but it might hit a snag as Nessie is not a U.S. Citizen.

Well, he’s just saying out loud what so many men won’t admit out loud.

Idiot, however Nessie in 2016 all the way!

i think about this onion article a lot http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices…

You Can Have Whatever You Like*

I spoke to Mandi Koba last Friday and I’ve been in touch since, and this is what happened here.

Will you survive? Maeby.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

“I was wearing these pants when the towers burned, woman! HOW COULD YOU THROW THEM OUT? DO YOU HATE AMERICA?”

I went to a funeral of a black friend of mine and I have never experienced anything like a black church/service. This article came literally one day too late for me.

You should’ve been subscribing to my newsletter, “Men: They’re Perfect, So How Can We Bring Them Down With Baseless Accusations?”

I wish I’d known about all the sweet, sweet rape money back when I got raped. I’d be on easy street!

I had to include my most favorite gif of all time.

Calling it now, scandal next year: How Rape Kit Money Was Funnelled Into Other Projects.

It took about 10 years for these guys to accept what is now a truism: “The NFL is a downfield passing league.” Now that the tide is shifting and NFL defenses are evolving to stop this approach, coaches are even more committed to protecting the current status quo. Most people don’t see it, but race has a lot to do with…

I think what Kanye struggles with, is that he knows he sees the truth, but has trouble articulating it if he’s not rapping.

Given how ridiculous this bullshit has gotten, I really think the automated system should only be used for NOTIFICATIONS, and then the supposed copyright holder should have to OPT-IN to taking action on a case-by-case basis.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?