No time for proportionality round these parts.

Fuck man, it’s a bare minimum of human decency that is being asked for.

barely racist?

Those people have never ever held any weight in Trump’s mind.

What are you all blind?

I for one, think its wonderful that all these conservatives are giving a shit about sexual assault suddenly. I suspect it will be a lasting issue for them that will adequately inform their opinions in local judicial elections.

Which is which?

I’m not sure you know what that word means.

Some of these seem really personal, I don’t feel great about how many of them I will inevitably read.

Ya know what’s weird is that I have seen and heard dickmatized many times before, and I think it is “dickmatized” but you are right, it should be dicknotized.

That’s it! If you won’t stand for the anthem, then no one gets to stand for it.

but in typical Shkreli fashion, it’s hard to tell if he’s being serious or not:

Even as the owner of my very own Notorious RBG shirt, this shit is inappropriate.

I hate Chris Brown as much as the next rational adult, but I have to admit this is a good strategy when you know you’re dealing with people who you just know are going to screw you. Film the property as you leave.

Obviously, she asked her fiance to go kayaking in poor conditions, knowing that he would say yes, then unpugged the stopper on the top of the kayak because she is evil but also very dumb, then when he started to go down paddled her ass over in the same poor conditions, took his paddle away, apparently stuck around to…

Weirdly, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a thousand instagram pics of these smokestacks in Providence

I know that there is at least one 30 for 30 doc that helps out here, but can someone do a time check on this? Please?

Oh goddamnit, I don’t know how to Kinja...I was just trying to post this..

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It really is one of the most eloquent victim impact statements I’ve ever read.