Damn it, I thought you meant face plant literally and I kept anticipating and imagining how that would happen. Would he storm out of the room and trip over a wire? Would he faint? Damn it.

Whoa on Drake’s smooth as hell chicken legs. Not a mean whoa btw, I am in!

Isn’t Shay Mitchell half Filipina? I mean, I realize as I type this that I don’t really want to wade into this racial identity minefield, but still. I at least didn’t think she identified as white.

OTOH if he actually holds the key to pain-free cheesecake consumption, sign me up

The thing that is infuriating about those knife/fork combos, is that you would still need two of them to adequately hold the food in place and cut it.

And yet here we are quite literally gossiping about the specifics of his accident AND his emergency room behavior. So it actually does seem like the move was warranted.

This is bullshit, but is it possible that the idea behind requiring a background check and finger printing is to prevent human trafficking? I realize as I type this that this is almost certainly not the case but..could that be the justification?

I’m not being sarcastic when I say this sounds like some great live-tweeting fun. Can’t wait.

I know he is a murderer, serial abuser, etc. but really bare feet on an otherwise fully clothed statue is just going too far.

Woken is a pretty great typo

You guys need to watch Couples Therapy.

“The contract gave the team the option to call off the sleepover at any time, so it did, in favor of a bigger, unnamed concert.”

Well...same.

How close is the hot tub to the pool? I find it annoying when there is too much distance between them.

Is this satire?

Don’t tell me what to do.

That was weird. Please don’t show that again.

I’ll ask again, and I really did try to figure this out on my own, why is are you all adding the next word onto Trump’s name. Seriously is it a google search thing?

It’s about time, he seems like a nice guy but, when Jason Kidd was on the Nets, Kidd would call them into a separate players huddle than the coaches. At the time people (local radio) said he was a practice coach, or more generously, a players coach.

Yes, they take “male hormones”, you are very insightful, ask great questions, and your limited world view isn’t showing at all.