Do you have any opinion on whether fresh grated nutmeg is worth the hassle of keeping whole nutmeg around? I used to watch a ton of Good Eats, and he harped about it all the time, but I’ve never bothered and sort of doubt that I could tell the difference.

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘yoffs happen. It’s not going to happen.

My best days are ahead, because the relentless approach of death will bring me to the sweet nothingness of silent oblivion.

Is Patton already working again? Damn. I doubt I could be doing comedy if I were him. I still kind of tear up just seeing him.

If “Cowherd said something racist” was the standard, it would be impossible to get fired.

J.T. Realmuto Loses His Dong

“You shouldn’t talk about art unless you are an expert” is a hot ass take for someone criticizing the author of giving a hot take. And Hal Foster is a fucking idiot if he thinks media has a social responsibility to provide art criticism.

I need to stop reading twitter. People are calling this a flop.

On the last Penn State article, some guy was trying to argue that Joe told the AD (after McQueary told him he saw Sandusky rape a kid in 2001), so it wasn’t his fault. As if passing the buck to your boss, then never asking another question, was sufficient reaction for a guy that built his career on doing things “the…

Damn, Larry, that’s cold as hell. “I fired Frank Vogel. He begged me over the phone not to do it, but I just laughed and decided that would be a good soundbite for the press conference.”

“helped”

Best line has to be where he credits a teepee for winning baseball games.

Or just don’t name a team after them? It’s a shitty team name.

If you want to read about the Braves eating shit, here’s a fun article about the Twin’s trolling them with a Hrbek-pulling-Ron-Gant-off-first bobblehead.

LC? That is such a slutbag thing to say.

Why does everyone look so pissed?

If you want guys wearing off the wall outfits, NBA and NFL drafts are where it’s at.

Jacket potato? Are you British?

Sounds like Ole Miss and Freeze’s problem, not Tunsil’s. So he should have lied to protect the millionaires in the NCAA? Tough shit for them.