Tweet it at them.

Meta-douchey. Good kinja.

The cops supporters do this, too. Tell the cops to shut up if they disagree with them.

Not if he keeps killing them, they won’t.

Watching her melt down on twitter was too good.

Trump’s strong “I know you are but what am I?” response is sure to convince the undecideds that he can act presidential.

You are wrong. The versions including wormwood extract have been legal for years now. And thujone, the supposedly psychoactive component of wormwood, still does nothing.

Darren Rovell loves the synergy this name brings.

Props to the medical crew rushing in that fast, but I don’t think there was anything they could do.

Keep him out of Sweden so he doesn’t eat the sex pigs.

I’ve been trying to parse that shit for a while and I’ve come up with a few guesses:

I’m glad somebody interpreted that because I had no idea what the fuck he was even trying to say.

Exacty. You respect the athletes. The horses.

Goddamn that is incredible. You think he planned which camera he was going to look at before the race? Or could he pick one out while running at “full” speed?

No. No it will not. Drinking enough absinthe to get any effect at all from wormwood extract would kill you. There have been numerous studies on this. Absinthe has never been anything other than a strong liquor.

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also believe absinthe did something different than alcohol. which it does not

Definitely could have. Reminded me of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_…

I’m pretty sure NBC can control what it shows 7 hours after the fact without interfering with the rest of the world.

I wasn’t referring to the split screen of Mustafina, who clearly was in the competition. I was talking about Seda Tutkhalyan, who fell on her dismount from the beam and then again in her floor exercise. NBC took the time to show her do both of those.