This is an atrocious violation of the Third Amendment.

My first thought, too. Why bother to photoshop out the nipple? Is that the only dirty part of the tit?

Biggest I could think of was Tubby, and the Gophers don’t really count. Leave me my wild-eyed optimism for one day.

Like they’re going to remember this hit in October.

First big name coach hire in Wolves (and maybe Minnesota sports) history. They are a playoff team next year.

If the legalizing weed thing happens, Toronto should be a major free agent draw next year.

Deadspin commenters can see the future:

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The fact that hockey players can continue to perform at a pro level with serious injuries just demonstrates how unathletic hockey is as a sport. You don’t even need functioning legs to play.

it’s the race thing

I looked at their stats for their first 13 seasons (to be fair this is an arbitrary cutoff, and Pippen did fall off a lot more at the end). Scottie is close enough on offense that you’d have to think long and hard if his additional defense and rebounding, plus not having him blow up your team every five years, would…

Pippen. Absolutely Pippen.

Kobe had virtually identical efficiency numbers which a much higher usage rate. That is a huge mark in his favor.

I regret googling that. Every single one of those articles should be re-written as “Golden State plays better without a center.” I guess I have no idea how they decide Green is playing at center other than he is guarding the other team’s center. Positions in today’s NBA are not exactly rigid.

Kobe missed 12 games that year, which is the only reason Francis would be so far ahead of him in a cumulative stat like VORP.

I would read that.

Is Smush Parker a top five Laker?

Draymond Green is not a center. Who is telling you Green is the best center in the league? That would be an insane statement.