There is no reason Chelsea fans should relegate themselves to the belief the club needs a new manager. I’m sure they’ll be in championship form by the end of the season. Don’t even shed a second tear Blues fans.

I live in NOLA and went through Katrina. Was exiled for a year in Houston. Watched my children cry themselves to sleep at night because they couldn’t go home.

Villa appointed Remi Garde, a highly-regarded young French coach from Lyon, and along with Patrick Vieira, the first player Wenger bought at Arsenal

That’s nothing — after Phil Mickelson won the British Open, he fucked the Claret Jug. Well, not the Claret Jug, but a jug. Or, I guess not a jug, but some jugs.

“She gave it up. She looked at the town. She saw that in adventuring from Main Street, Gopher Prairie, to Main Street, Joralemon, she had not stirred. There were the same two–story brick groceries with lodge–signs above the awnings; the same one–story wooden millinery shop; the same fire–brick garages; the same…

Well I’m glad Deadspin and Kinja commentariat didn’t rush to judgement on this case.

YO LOOK AT THAT PASS MY GUY! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!

I give Gus credit for making the effort to learn soccer. I’ve been watching the sport for 21 of my 38 years (since World Cup ‘94) and still couldn’t carry Ian Darke’s microphone, so I can only imagine what it was like for a guy whose network bosses were like “here’s your new favourite sport.”

Interesting tactic, to use fineable offenses as ways to draw attention to activism. Wear-ins, or something.

For timeline’s sake, I don’t think Trestman “lost” the Bears at that point. They were already lost. The Ratliff incident came in the last week of last season, with reports of the Bears’ hatred of Trestman already well documented months prior.

Cain, who is one of the Royals’ most dangerous hitters and who had never attempted a sacrifice bunt before last night, admitted after the game that it was his idea to take two shots at a bunt before striking out on the third pitch:

Sheikh Salman is my best friend.

Hey kid, you want to meet your hero? Turn around and say hi. Then if he tells you to fuck off, sure. Otherwise, don’t take a damn selfie and expect not to get pushed.

Our celebrities have ONE JOB. Not to entertain us on the field or screen or stage, but to live horrifying tragic lives that play out across the Internet so we can watch and feel good about our humdrum clickbaitclicking lives. The least they can do for our attention is to die young and dramatically so we can nod in…

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

DON’T HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T FLIP BATS!!!!!!!!!!!!BASBEBALL IS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone always talks about how European it is, but Toronto really has a lot of Seoul.

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Isn’t it obvious that “Will” is actually Wilmer Flores?

Thank you. We’re fucked. Dempsey is running out of gas and there is nobody coming up to replace him, nobody has stepped up at the back... our cupboard is bare, and since Klinsman has been preaching development the dumbasses that have never liked him are going to use that as an excuse to hang a complete lack of talent…