Venturas, ranked:

good blog.

Reminds me of the last time Inverness Caledonian Thistle (aka ‘Caley’) knocked Celtic out the cup. Actual headline in the Scottish Sun the next day:

Christ this is dumb. Nobody feels “compelled” to follow soccer leagues from other countries, they do so because they enjoy it.

Memories Ciss?

+0 for being unbelievably bitter for no reason.

I guess you could say his competitive future is in limbo.

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

ABC 7 Station Manager: You need to pee in this cup.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

While no pro football teams have expressed any interest in him, several MLB scouts are exploring his potential as a reliever.

Man, My Grampa's career at the home is about to take off!

Dan Snyder: It's time for some heeling.

St Totteringham's Day is nigh.

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

The Yankees, on hearing about a possible sucky arrangement, offered NYCFC a $125M contract to play third base.

I fully support this idea.

Quarterbacks getting rid of their beards? Damn, just more bad news for the women of Green Bay.